They *Prolly* Didn’t Find What They Were Looking For

Oh, WordPress analytics, what fun you are!

It’s been a while since I’ve peeked at what keyword searches recently led people here, but continued anxiety-induced insomnia led me to my dashboard last night.

As per usual, some of the terms had me flummoxed until I searched them myself. Honestly, searchers, I can’t imagine that you found what you were actually looking for on this site, but I hope you were entertained while you were here….

• buzz cut no 4 – well, I have written about the first time the Hubs came home with a buzz cut, as well as mentioning that it is one cut I would never try, but I can’t figure out where the “no 4” comes in there. Because I think my son gets a #2.

• my youth era – I did write about this, as apparently, I am vintage. <sobs>

• horses: one more taste – ::huh?::  and ::why????:: But, bizarre as this keyword combo is, it will lead you here. Go figure.

• wooden spoon – my mom was the queen of the wooden spoon.

• Jerseylicious – there’s just too much material there not to blog about them….

• how to make a tractor cake – more like how NOT to make one? Surprisingly, this search pulls up four posts, so I hope that the original searcher found THIS one – and scrolled PAST the doll cake.

• tootie facts of life braces – yes, I too rocked her headgear, but you won’t find a picture of me here. Or anywhere.

• evil boy fairies

Evil boy fairies????

:: blinks ::

I’m stumped on this one. Individually, the keywords will find plenty of linkies to my posts.  I still need to get this sign, but there’s nothing boyishly evil about it.

Anyhoo, if any of these search terms brought you to my blog, I hope that you look around a bit more, because there is so much more to me than buzz cuts and braces.

Like glitter. And shoes.

And cake.  *at least 20 posts’ worth*

*ahem*

Thanks for stopping by!