Dear So and So

Dear So and So...


Happy Friday! That means it is time for “Dear So and So”, where I take a moment to get just a few things off of my chest. Here we go!


Dear Pea,

Having a meltdown of colossal proportions whilst trying to explain to your Daddy that you were recognized at school for your good manners is, well, ironic.

Let’s remember to count to 10 when we get upset.

Love, Mommy


Dear Tenant,

We pay an exorbitant rate quarterly to Terminix to keep our your basement tidy and pest free. HOWEVER. If you are not going to let the scary-looking-but-very-kind Terminix serviceman into the house, he can’t get rid of those millipedes that love Midwestern basements.

Don’t let the bugs bite,

The Landlord


Dear Telemarketer,

Your (UK) credit agencies did not let our healthy (US) credit history travel with us here. Since I could barely get a phone contract when I moved here, it’s safe to say that I don’t have any loans. We’re currently using Credit Cards to Build Credit even though I used to have a great credit score. That’s the only kind of loan I have, no payday loan or bank loan of any sort. And if I don’t have any loans, whether or not I was sold payment protection insurance is a moot point. For the love of God, PLEASE take me off your call list. Again.


Not Interested


Dear Sky TV,

If I want to add a Sports package, I’ll call you.


Still Not Interested.


Dear Dad,

I have a wagon to put together for Boo’s birthday on Sunday. It ONLY has 32,867 parts.
And stickers.

When can you come by?


Your Daughter


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