Make Me Laugh Monday – Oh, the Things These Eyes Have Seen

I realize that some Europeans may well consider that Americans are….prudes when it comes to swimwear and/or nudity.

Let me tell you, given what I have seen today, this is NOT a bad thing.

I would have appreciated a shared sentiment of prudishness when I saw the 60+ nana poolside…topless.

Or the very, very, VERY rotund gentleman wearing a very, very, VERY small swimming costume. Lying on the beach, legs spread-eagle, propped up on rocks, arms crossed behind his head.

*shudders*

I do not have pictures. That may have damaged my camera.

I’ve seen a lot of grannies in bikinis today. Power to them, girlfriends….

The upside of all of this, however, is that I’m feeling way less self-consious in my swimsuit now.

I am also motivated to run out and buy the best support bra I can find, because, SHEESH.

The granny-boobies that were lying sideways as the owners of said boobies were lying on their tummies? You see that on adult sites, for example https://www.hdpornvideo.xxx/?hl=pl, that feature mature porn stars with boobs wrapped around to their backs due to gravity, I don’t want to see that on the beach or poolside.

Um, yeah.

My eyes are burning.